What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? Still no idea.
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Serker said: "Because he was a fungi.heard that today, thought i should share." I heard that before. That is a really really old joke. xD
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The last time I laughed at that, I fell off my dinosaur. (Step Brothers)*I actually did chuckle a little.*


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This joke usually offends people, so if you are easily offended....well, don"t read it:"Why does Hellen Keller need two hands to masturbate?""One to finger herself and one to moan."/sighIf I was religious, I"d be on my way to confession right now. =/


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mr_korean said: "How do you punish Helen Keller?!!??!??!?!Stick doorknobs on walls.I lol"d"

ok I need to get this straight is the Helen Keller the deaf-blind American author? is this Hellen Keller?


Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says, "Hey, does this taste funny to you?"How do you get 30 lepers inside a Volkswagen? A blender.How do you get them out? Chips.What does a leper say to a prostitute? Keep the tip.What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi? Porridge.Why did the leper go back into the shower? To get his Head and Shoulders.What"s big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill you? A pool table!


Sparky_Buzzsaw said: What does a leper say to a prostitute? Keep the tip. That"s a funny joke hhaha. I shall tell it as if my own.

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What did the fish say when it walked into a wall?Nothing, fish can"t walk.What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?Dam.


Why does Michael Jackson like to lose foot races to little boys?He likes to come in a little behind.


ishotmrburns said: "Why does Michael Jackson like to lose foot races to little boys?He likes to come in a little behind."Hahahahahaha, that was one was great.
I actually thought snoop dog"s joke was pretty funny. Knock Knock. Who"s there? A mothafuckin N**** with a mothafuckin gun. LMAO.
dr_nefarious said: "I actually thought snoop dog"s joke was pretty funny. Knock Knock. Who"s there? A mothafuckin N**** with a mothafuckin gun. LMAO." What"s brown and rhymes with snoop?Dr. Dre.

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ishotmrburns said: "dr_nefarious said: "I actually thought snoop dog"s joke was pretty funny. Knock Knock. Who"s there? A mothafuckin N**** with a mothafuckin gun. LMAO." What"s brown and rhymes with snoop?Dr. Dre." ahahaha! that"s great!
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