What perform you speak to a deer v no eyes? No idea. What carry out you call a deer v no legs and no eyes? still no idea.
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Serker said: "Because he to be a fungi.heard the today, believed i have to share." ns heard the before. The is a really really old joke. XD
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The critical time i laughed at that, I fell off mine dinosaur. (Step Brothers)*I in reality did chuckle a little.*


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This joke commonly offends people, for this reason if girlfriend are conveniently offended....well, don"t read it:"Why does Hellen Keller require two hands to masturbate?""One to finger herself and one to moan."/sighIf ns was religious, I"d be on my way to confession right now. =/


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mr_korean said: "How execute you punish Helen Keller?!!??!??!?!Stick doorknobs top top walls.I lol"d"

ok I need to obtain this directly is the Helen Keller the deaf-blind American author? is this Hellen Keller?


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Sparky_Buzzsaw said: What walk a leper say to a prostitute? store the tip. That"s a funny hoax hhaha. Ns shall call it together if mine own.

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What did the fish say when it walked into a wall?Nothing, fish can"t walk.What go the fish say when it swam right into a wall?Dam.


Why does Michael Jackson like to shed foot races to tiny boys?He likes come come in a small behind.


ishotmrburns said: "Why walk Michael Jackson choose to shed foot gyeongju to tiny boys?He likes come come in a small behind."Hahahahahaha, that was one was great.
I actually believed snoop dog"s joke was nice funny. Punch Knock. Who"s there? A mothafuckin N**** through a mothafuckin gun. LMAO.
dr_nefarious said: "I actually believed snoop dog"s joke was quite funny. Knock Knock. Who"s there? A mothafuckin N**** with a mothafuckin gun. LMAO." What"s brown and rhymes with snoop?Dr. Dre.

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ishotmrburns said: "dr_nefarious said: "I actually believed snoop dog"s joke was nice funny. Knock Knock. Who"s there? A mothafuckin N**** with a mothafuckin gun. LMAO." What"s brown and rhymes through snoop?Dr. Dre." ahahaha! that"s great!
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